Are you a buzzing bee enthusiast? Well, look no further! We’ve got 20 bee jokes for kids just waiting to be buzzed about! Whether you call them puns or one-liners, these bee jokes are so funny your sides will be splitting more than honeycomb. So get ready to meet some silly and serious bees from around the world—the perfect way to add some fun and laughter into your day!

  1. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because it had honeycomb disease!
  2. How do bees keep their hair in place? With honeycombs!
  3. What did one bee say to the other bee? “Buzz off!”
  4. Why don’t bees like to play baseball? Because they always get stung by the pitcher!
  5. How do bees get to school? They take the buzz!
  6. What do you call a bee that can’t fly? A bumblebee!
  7. What do you call a bee that’s always tired? A buzz-zy bee!
  8. Why did the bee go to the movies? To see the buzz reel!
  9. What do bees wear to parties? Bee-ties and bee-gowns!
  10. What do you call a bee that’s good at math? A honey-metician!
  11. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honey for hair gel!
  12. What do bees do when they’re hot? They take a buzz bath!
  13. How do bees stay cool in the summer? They buzz off to the beach!
  14. What do bees do when it rains? They bring out their honey-brellas!
  15. Why do bees like to play video games? Because they love to buzz around!
  16. What do bees do when they’re feeling blue? They make honey to cheer themselves up!
  17. How do bees talk to each other? They use bee-speak!
  18. What do bees like to eat? Honey, of course!
  19. How do bees stay warm in the winter? They huddle together in a honeycomb!
  20. Why did the bee quit his job? He was tired of being a drone all day!
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